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Schwarzenegger retired from TV to kill bugs.You hear about the squirrel diet? It’s nuts!.You know what really bugs me? Insect puns.I’m ready to take it from “cacti” to “cactus.”Īnd because plant puns are way more fun when you actually say them out loud (and because I’m a crazy plant lady), I threw a few ridiculous plant puns into one of my YouTube videos too:.

Not dead yet succa ( from this cute little planter).If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.The raisin wined about how he couldn’t achieve grapeness.It’s a little bit rad, but not totally rad.Can you pick up the groceries? I haven’t botany.How do trees get online? They just log in.

What did one plant say to another? What’s ta-ma-ta?.

Why are frogs so happy? They eat whatever bugs them.

What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A maybee.

How are you doing zucchini? I’m vine, thanks for asking.

Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner? Because he couldn’t find a date.

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well.

What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe? You’re one in a melon.

When does a farmer dance? When he drops the beet.

Why did the tomato blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.

Why did the lettuce close its eyes? Because it saw the salad dressing.

What does a nosey pepper do? It gets jalapeño business.

Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.

What did the grape say when it was crushed? Nothing, but it let out a little wine.

How do you fix a broken tomato? With tomato paste.

How much room should you give fungi to grow? As mushroom as possible.

What do you call an everyday potato? A commen-tater.

SEE MY FAVORITE HOUSEPLANT THINGS Herb garden puns

Wood you be mine? (cutest punny card ever).

I’m rooting for you! (loving this “I’m So Rooting For You!” mug from Plantspree).

Honestly, lawn-distance relationships aren’t that hard.

I started dating the girl across the street.

Garden centers are attempting to stem a fall in the sale of fresh flowers.

Do you have the thyme? I need to get somewhere around tree o’clock.

I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds.

I’m not sure what it stems from but I’m stuck with it.

Scarecrows are always garden their patch.

Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.

(as written on one of these adorable planter pots)

Someone has been adding soil to my garden.

Have you botany plants lately? ( fave happy houseplant t-shirt).